Saturday, 16 July 2011

Quote of the Day - Electro Kevin

"If our Prime Ministers really are beholden to the Right Wing Murdoch press then why do we keep on getting served every bit of the fucking Guardian's agenda?"

E-K

11 comments:

Scrobs... said...

Lils, Agreed!

As mentioned elsewhere, I automatically consider the opposite of what the Beeboid/Nuragdian press says. It comes from being able to read upside down.

Much simpler that way, and more pleasing on the brain ends.

lilith said...

And what about early morning radio Scrobs? I used to enjoy it some of the time, back in the day. Now I want to throw the radio across the room. More than my brain ends can deal with. Any suggestions?

Scrobs... said...

It's mainly happened since John Timpson and Jack DeManio retired Lils.

So, buy one of the heavier wirelesses, say, about 3 ft square, with the cloth front behind a fretwork plywood panel, and bolt it securely to the side of your microwave.

Nobody can lift a microwave, so you're safe from your hurling tendencies!

BTW, I can still do the Jack De Manio bit from Private Eye's record about the Queen's speech!

Dick the Prick said...

I think the Today programme is perhaps the most effective alarm clock ever invented. The old, outdated beepy things are rather irritating but going from 0 to furious in 2 seconds is a leap forward in morning technology. It's a scam!

lilith said...

That's it Scrobbers! A HUGE radio!

It is very tedious waking up to the circle jerk every morning on Today's News International News. Luckily nothing else is happening at all in the whole world.

Oooh Dick. There's a thought. I think they have a special frequency that drives the over 40's insane and forces them to switch off and emigrate.

Electro-Kevin said...

Wish I'd not used the 'f' word.

hic, ouch and buggerit said...

Kevin: We forgive you. Have another glass of whatever it was Scrobs spilt all over his keyboard chez you the other day. Helps to reduce blood pressure I hear.

lilith said...

You're a passionate man, Kev.

Scrobs... said...

I'm extremely disappointed that you haven't asked me about my Jack Di Manio impression yet Lils...

I can't keep everyone waiting for too long you understand!

T.P.Fuller said...

Come come. This will not do.

Trubes said...

Lilith It's high time you wrote some words of wisdom on your blog! I've had a little go of drivel on mine today....so come on Gal...your devoted fans need you!

Di..xx

Word veri. Flarge...Is that something they do in Somerset?

There now i've flarged...It's down to you now Lils!